It’s one of the single worst situations you could ever find yourself in. Having to poop on an airplane.
Sometimes holding it isn’t an option, so One Mile At A Time put together this helpful (toot)orial! Here’s a bit of what it says.
The best time to go is just before they START serving food, for three reasons.
1. Other passengers will be in their seats, so they don’t miss food and drinks.
2. The crew won’t be in the galley to hear you PUNISHING that poor toilet.
3. Once the carts are in the aisles, people CAN’T use the bathroom. So it’s your best shot at having no one waiting outside.
Other tips: Flush as soon as you go, and then again when you’re done. And use a ton of soap when you wash up. Most planes have foaming soap, which has a stronger scent. So it almost acts like an air freshener.
